{"id":450,"date":"2018-04-06T10:41:25","date_gmt":"2018-04-06T01:11:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/?page_id=450"},"modified":"2025-01-21T14:05:26","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T04:35:26","slug":"superwoman","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/?page_id=450","title":{"rendered":"Superwoman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/E191D5AF-F14A-474F-AA0C-57DCC0B5F900.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1451\" src=\"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/E191D5AF-F14A-474F-AA0C-57DCC0B5F900.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Each day<br \/>\nSuperwoman flies into work<br \/>\nready to battle ignorance<br \/>\ninspire greatness<br \/>\nand defend the rights of all.<\/p>\n<p>After her first sip of coffee<br \/>\nshe begins her fight.<br \/>\nI watch her leap into action,<br \/>\nlassoing misspelt words<br \/>\nand pinning down clumsy sentences.<\/p>\n<p>She stands up to unsolved equations<br \/>\nmultiplying and dividing them at will<br \/>\nuntil they cower<br \/>\nconquered and<br \/>\ncorrect.<\/p>\n<p>She reassures roomfuls of children,<br \/>\nrestoring calm<br \/>\nand maintaining peace<br \/>\nwhen all others<br \/>\nwould quiver and flee.<\/p>\n<p>After each long day of invigorating,<br \/>\ninfluencing and improving young minds,<br \/>\nshe picks up her handbag,<br \/>\ndashes through the school gate<br \/>\nand speeds home to a well earned sleep.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Kristin Martin 2017<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Each day Superwoman flies into work ready to battle ignorance inspire greatness and defend the rights of all. After her first sip of coffee she begins her fight. I watch her leap into action, lassoing misspelt words and pinning down clumsy sentences. She stands up to unsolved equations multiplying and dividing them at will until [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":497,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-450","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1461,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/450\/revisions\/1461"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}