{"id":33,"date":"2012-05-04T20:02:27","date_gmt":"2012-05-04T10:32:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/?page_id=33"},"modified":"2025-01-21T11:27:05","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T01:57:05","slug":"my-mummy","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/?page_id=33","title":{"rendered":"My Mummy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/2F07F194-9C8B-4559-8012-60474C97F1F5_1_201_a.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/2F07F194-9C8B-4559-8012-60474C97F1F5_1_201_a.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1426\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n<\/p>\n<p>My Mummy is amazing<br \/>but she\u2019s more than just my Mum.<br \/>She&#8217;s also lots of other things,<br \/>now let me tell you some.<\/p>\n<p>My mummy is an angel,<br \/>but she must have lost her wings.<br \/>She does wear pretty dresses<br \/>and sounds lovely when she sings.<\/p>\n<p>My mummy is a deer,<br \/>though she hasn&#8217;t any fur,<br \/>she has two legs instead of four,<br \/>there&#8217;s not a tail on her.<\/p>\n<p>My mummy is a honey,<br \/>but she&#8217;s not a sticky treat.<br \/>I think she does smell really nice<br \/>and Daddy says she&#8217;s sweet.<\/p>\n<p>My mummy is a treasure,<br \/>though she\u2019s not kept in a chest.<br \/>A pirate wouldn\u2019t like her much<br \/>but I think she\u2019s the best.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t know how my Mummy<br \/>can be all of these, and more.<br \/>But I do know she\u2019s my mummy,<br \/>and of that I can be sure!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Kristin Martin 2012<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Mummy is amazingbut she\u2019s more than just my Mum.She&#8217;s also lots of other things,now let me tell you some. My mummy is an angel,but she must have lost her wings.She does wear pretty dressesand sounds lovely when she sings. My mummy is a deer,though she hasn&#8217;t any fur,she has two legs instead of four,there&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":479,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-33","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/33\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1432,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/33\/revisions\/1432"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}