{"id":31,"date":"2012-05-04T20:01:19","date_gmt":"2012-05-04T10:31:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/?page_id=31"},"modified":"2025-01-21T11:27:38","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T01:57:38","slug":"when-mum-gets-sick","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/?page_id=31","title":{"rendered":"When Mum Gets Sick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/F43B7CB4-3A65-48C0-B509-E80D3D70BFC1_1_102_a.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1425\" src=\"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/F43B7CB4-3A65-48C0-B509-E80D3D70BFC1_1_102_a.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It starts off with a simple sneeze,<br \/>\nmaybe a cough or two,<br \/>\nand then she grabs the tissue box.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s nothing I can do.<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause then my mum just disappears.<br \/>\nShe isn\u2019t anywhere!<br \/>\nBut in her place, dressed in her clothes,<br \/>\nis a grumpy grizzly bear.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Kristin Martin 2012<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; It starts off with a simple sneeze, maybe a cough or two, and then she grabs the tissue box. There&#8217;s nothing I can do. &#8216;Cause then my mum just disappears. She isn\u2019t anywhere! But in her place, dressed in her clothes, is a grumpy grizzly bear. \u00a9 Kristin Martin 2012<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":479,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-31","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1433,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/31\/revisions\/1433"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}