{"id":268,"date":"2015-12-16T10:48:15","date_gmt":"2015-12-16T01:18:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/?page_id=268"},"modified":"2025-01-21T14:18:36","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T04:48:36","slug":"a-spot","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/?page_id=268","title":{"rendered":"A Spot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/0BCE791E-0BB1-4D5C-BCAE-71FBE4D0CF98-4.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1471\" src=\"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/0BCE791E-0BB1-4D5C-BCAE-71FBE4D0CF98-4.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I am staring at my ceiling<br \/>\nand I\u2019ve got this funny feeling<br \/>\nin my tummy, \u2018cause I\u2019m kneeling<br \/>\nright beneath a little spot.<\/p>\n<p>But this spot I see while kneeling<br \/>\nis determinedly stealing<br \/>\nright across my bedroom ceiling.<br \/>\nIt is not a normal spot.<\/p>\n<p>And the spot is now revealing<br \/>\nhow it crawls across my ceiling<br \/>\nwith its eight long legs cart-wheeling<br \/>\nup and down around the spot.<\/p>\n<p>I can hear myself start squealing<br \/>\n\u2018cause I know with what I\u2019m dealing<br \/>\nand it\u2019s not at all appealing.<br \/>\nIt is time to leave this spot!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Kristin Martin 2013<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am staring at my ceiling and I\u2019ve got this funny feeling in my tummy, \u2018cause I\u2019m kneeling right beneath a little spot. But this spot I see while kneeling is determinedly stealing right across my bedroom ceiling. It is not a normal spot. And the spot is now revealing how it crawls across my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":481,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-268","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1476,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/268\/revisions\/1476"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}