{"id":24,"date":"2012-05-04T19:57:26","date_gmt":"2012-05-04T10:27:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/?page_id=24"},"modified":"2025-01-21T14:20:46","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T04:50:46","slug":"something-in-my-pocket","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/?page_id=24","title":{"rendered":"Something In My Pocket"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/9A765111-32E6-4433-B1B2-E35285DD303D.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/9A765111-32E6-4433-B1B2-E35285DD303D.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1472\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n<\/p>\n<p>There is something in my pocket.<br \/>Whatever can it be?<br \/>I don&#8217;t remember putting\u00a0something in there recently.<\/p>\n<p>I am not sure I should touch it.<br \/>I don&#8217;t know if I dare.<br \/>It might be cold and slimy\u00a0or it could be sprouting hair.<\/p>\n<p>There is something in my pocket.<br \/>It feels a little odd.<br \/>At least it isn&#8217;t slimy.\u00a0I could try another prod.<\/p>\n<p>But now I feel more nervous and<br \/>I don&#8217;t know what to do!<br \/>That something in my pocket\u00a0has just broken into two!<\/p>\n<p>There are\u00a0<em>somethings<\/em> in my pocket.<br \/>Of that, I have no doubt.<br \/>And as they&#8217;re making me upset,\u00a0I think I&#8217;ll take them out.<\/p>\n\n\n<p>\u00a9 Kristin Martin 2013<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is something in my pocket.Whatever can it be?I don&#8217;t remember putting\u00a0something in there recently. I am not sure I should touch it.I don&#8217;t know if I dare.It might be cold and slimy\u00a0or it could be sprouting hair. There is something in my pocket.It feels a little odd.At least it isn&#8217;t slimy.\u00a0I could try another [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":481,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-24","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1479,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24\/revisions\/1479"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kristinmartin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}