You Can’t Cut My Toenails



No, you can’t cut my toenails, Mum,
because my toes aren’t there.
You see, I went into the forest
and they were eaten by a bear.

He didn’t eat my big toes up,
they’re both still on my feet.
I guess it’s only little toes
that those bears like to eat.

So you can cut my big toenails
(that doesn’t hurt a bit)
but thanks to that ferocious bear,
my big toe nails are it.




4 thoughts on “You Can’t Cut My Toenails

Leave a Reply to roger beanstaulk Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>